Wine vs Water
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Wine vs water …..
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don’t. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health ,
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t .
Originally posted 2009-02-15 05:18:53.
Reader Comments
E. coli is commonly found in human feces because it is a natural and healthy part of the gastrointestinal tract’s endogenous fauna. E. coli among other species of bacteria make up an important part of the body’s innate defense system by occupying attachment sites which could be used by potential pathogens. This is part of the reason it is a good idea to eat yogurt and stock up on healthy bacteria!
Luke:
Take the stick out your ass and enjoy the joke for what it is bro. It is just a joke not a biology lesson.
The conversation b/w Luke and ADMIN (#1 and 2) can be a joke in itself haha.
Actually, that quote isn’t from Franklin, though I haven’t found a reliable attribution. Though microorganisms were known to exist during his lifetime, the word “bacteria” wasn’t coined until well after Franklin’s death.
Scott, please see response to Luke (Post#2). Take the stick out your ass and enjoy the joke for what it is bro. It is just a joke not a history lesson.
“…than to drink water and be full of sh*t.”
rofl…uaaahahahaha. that’s hilarious!
HIlarious stuff! i love this type of thing!! WINE AND BEER RULE!!!!!!!
man the ADMIN is hallarious ” take that stick out your ass” HAHAHahaha
Hooo! I like this joke, reminds me of the one where the priest/pastor/dominee, call him what you like, decided to prove to the congregation that drinking and smoking is bad for you. He proceeded to put a worm in a bottle of water and one in a bottle of beer. Another one in a clean bottle and lastly one in a smoke filled bottle. Obviously the ones in the beer and smoke died, while the two in the water and clean bottle wriggled happily around.
The moral of the story? Drink, smoke and have a good time, then the worms would’nt eat you when you are dead.