Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man chirps, “My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She replies, “I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 38D-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God’.”
