Emergency Room Trip – Border Patrol – Joke

This post was written by admin on January 6, 2012
Posted Under: politics

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt and wore my new hat that I had purchased off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat and patch:

Border Patrol

Border Patrol

It also works at DMV … it saved me 5 hours

And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

Originally posted 2010-06-12 21:01:33.

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