Obama One Liners – Late Night – Jokes
Posted Under: Obama
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
- Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
– Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
– O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
– Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
– Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
– Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
– Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- Letterman
Originally posted 2010-05-24 00:04:22.
Reader Comments
Could you please cite the sources? When did these comedians say these thing? Any evidence at all? You should take the names off.
Who cares who or if they said them..theyr’e funny as hell LOL