High Tech Bar Robot – Obama Joke
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the ‘theory of relativity’ ‘inter-steller space travel’, ‘the latest medical breakthrough’, etc…….The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.
He returned and took a seat, again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? “A martini please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked “what is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, “What is your IQ?”??
This time the man drawled out “Uh…. Bout 50″.
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A ?”
Originally posted 2010-02-05 00:29:39.
Reader Comments
gee funny.. people who vote for obama must be stupid haw haw.. I have a feeling this is a re-write of another joke which maybe worked better, because this one conflicts with a known fact that college educated people swung for obama last election… especially people with graduate degrees. i’ll search for the original joke now. the haters always say obama & his supporters are elitist- well this jokes shows the obama haters are the elitists – thinking how they’re smarter than ‘you people’ [??] who supported obama [and notice how an IQ of 100 means you are interested in sports..?]
i found an older version of this joke.. the answer at the end was ‘How is alabama?’ is that funny? i guess if you’re from there it wouldn’t be.
how is we stupid if we vote for him you must be white.’
sorry, I am still living in my life of easy credit.
nah, we are getting ready to file bankruptcy, thank president bush.
forgot this point, my husband works for ford.
I LOVE OBAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
President Bush didn’t ruin the economy, and Obama definitely didn’t help it. Also, your education doesn’t necessarily determine who you voted for, but where I am from it had a lot to do with how much money you make. People that voted for Obama here WERE mostly high school dropouts living on government checks, people who are happy to be poor and live on government checks. All they wanted was for Obama to write them a big ole check. A check that he got the money to write using people with jobs’s money. For instance, my parent’s money. My parents who tried hard in school, my mother was valedictorian of a large school & both of my parents have college degrees. Both of my parents work hard everyday & have to pay taxes to give money to people who never ever tried, because they didn’t care.
It’s not the intelligence or the skin color, or age or such. It is the drug-like trance of the dreamers that see a perfect society. No poor, hungry or sickly people. No rich, snotty, nose-in-the-air people.
It has always been this way and I suppose it will always be this way. Blame President Bush, President Obama, President Carter, President … heck blame them all, for they all are responsible for the shape of the economy. What it all comes down to is this. Get up, get out, study, learn, work hard and take care of yours and yourself. If you can, help those that NEED help.
You know what? We’ll see how wonderful you think Obama is when this health care bill truly goes into effect. Good bye freedom, helloooo communism.
Socialism is our new reality, my friends. So glad you chose to let the government decide.