Italians pass their handguns down through the family – Joke
This post was written by admin on January 22, 2012
Posted Under: marriage
Posted Under: marriage
| Italians pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside…. “Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man… “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?” |
Originally posted 2010-06-15 07:05:55.
Reader Comments
This is a classic grandpa advise in an Italian family. I am wondering what Grandma passes down to their daughters for their caught in bed with their women, mechine guns?
No, the Grandma probably passed on a can of pepper spray,or a pair of plyers.