Chinese Couple Gets married Joke

This post was written by admin on October 17, 2009
Posted Under: marriage

Chinese Couple Gets married

A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

” My darring”, he whispers, “I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten, I promise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything, juss anything you want. You juss ask”.

‘Whatchu want? ” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.

She eventually shyly whisper back ” I want to try something I have heard about from odda girls……..Numbaa 69 ”

More thoughtful silence,this time from him eventually, in a puzzled tone

He ask her ” You want……..Garlic Chicken wiff Snow Peas ?”

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