My wife and I went to the state fair and one 
 of the first exhibits we stopped at was the 
breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen 
and there was a sign attached that said,   
”THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ 

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs … 
Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’ 

We walked to the second pen which had a sign 
attached that said, 
”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’ 
 
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘ 
 WOW~~That’s more than twice a week! .. 
You could learn a lot from him.’ 
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign 
attached that said, in capital letters, 
 ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’ 

My wife was so excited that her elbow 
nearly broke my ribs, and said, 
‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY 
learn something from this one.’ 


I looked at her and said,   ‘Go over and ask him 
if it was with the same old cow.’ 
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My condition has been upgraded from critical 
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.