And you thought you were having a bad day!
Three articles about things going terribly wrong:
FROM DENMARK
A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: “When I woke up, my p*n*s and scotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can’t have s*xwith my wife.” Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: “It was an unfortunate accident.”
FROM BANGKOK
BANGKOK: A hippopotamus swallowed a circus dwarf in a “freak accident” in northern Thailand, according to the Pattaya Mail.
The Grapevine column reported: “A Circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippotamus waiting to appear in the next act.”
“Vets said Hilda the hippo had a gag reflex which caused her to swallow. More than 1,000 spectators continued to applaud wildly until they realized there had been a mistake.”
TEATIME LOVE BITE
A WOMAN almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral s*x.
In the heat of the passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling hot oil down her naked back.
She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by the hospital doctors in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
