Human Beings are the only animals that stutter
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Human Beings are the only animals that stutter
A teacher was explaining biology to her fourth grade students. ‘Human beings are the only animals that stutter’, she explained.
A little girl in the front of the class raises her hand.
‘I had a little kitty who stuttered’, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain how.
‘Well’, she started, ‘I was in the back yard with my little kitty and the neighbors Rottweiler got a running start and jumped over the fence into our back yard!’
‘That must have been very scary’, said the teacher.
‘It sure was ma’am’, said the little girl.
‘My kitty raised his back, went Ffff ‘Fffff, Fffff,Fffff’…
But before he could say ‘F*ck’, the Rottweiler ate him!
Originally posted 2011-01-24 20:00:19.
