Talking Dog for Sale – $10
Talking Dog for Sale-$10
A man walks by a house that has a dog tied up outside and a sign that reads “Talking Dog for Sale-$10.”
“What’s your story?” the man asks.
“Well,” the mutt says, “when my owner discovered I could speak, he signed me up with the CIA, which flew me all over the world on eavesdropping missions. I took down a lot of high-profile targets, won medals and retired out here in the country”.
Amazed, the man goes inside and asks the owner why he wants only $10 for this remarkable animal.
“Because he’s a liar,” the owner says. “He didn’t do any of that shit.”
