Confucius says

Confucius Says:

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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
Determine who is right, war determines who is Left.

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Wife who put Husband in doghouse
soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no peace at night.

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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.

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Man who fish in
Other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.

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Originally posted 2009-03-21 08:40:19.