The Blonde and the Heart Attack Joke
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The Blonde and the Heart Attack Joke
AAAHHH……INNOCENCE!………..
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting… “What’s up?” she asks.
“I think I’m having a heart attack,” cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy! Mummy!
Auntie Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she’s got no clothes on!”
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked, and cowering on the floor.
“You rotten &@#*@,” she screams.
“My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!”
Originally posted 2009-09-07 12:27:06.
Reader Comments
what an assole!!!
How f*cking dare you I am blinde and knew straightt away
hahahahahahahahhaha thats a nice one
LMFAO!.. why cant people take a joke.. and by the way dood thats “blinde”.. you spelled “blonde” wrong lol.. way to be blinde … LMFAO
IM BLONDE AND BTW IM IN THE TOP BAND AND TOP OF MY WHOLE YEAR. SO WHO EVER THINKS THAT BLONDES ARE DUMB GO GET A LIFE YOU STUPID ASSHOLES!
I´m blonde. Hide – and – seek is a great game, but I don´t play it with my sister. That´s just awful.
lmbo.. blonds are DUM !!!..
hey thats a little funny but it’s not nice. Blonde people are not dumb. I’m not a blonde but still everybody has their slow moments.
Listen, for all of you blonde people complaining about this joke, its a JOKE. blonde jokes have been around for years. yes, all blondes are not dumb, but i mean think of the people who have ruined it for us. Paris hilton? she gave us blondes the WORST name ever. Blonde jokes will be around forever, all we can do is prove them wrong. For instance, if we ever walk in on our husband having a one of these man’s heart attacks, dnt go rushin around all worried. Beat his asz then go lookin for the bit.ch thats hiding somewhere. P.s. if you havent caught on, i am blonde too.
ppls are jus to sensitive=)hair color shouldnt determine your intelligence`, actions do
Hey, you. Number four comment person. I’m blonde too, and guess what? =] I don’t have a pole up my butt about blonde jokes. I actually think they’re pretty amusing. So calm down and retrieve that pole of yours. I’m in an advanced math class, I get pretty good grades, and I love those jokes. Blonde jokes are just fun and stupid. No ones out to get you. So take a joke once in a while and stop being a paranoid little schizo, Kay? =]
Number 8 and 9 comment peoples, rock on.
..oh, wow… i meant that last one to be directed at #5 person, and 9 and 10.
I really am blonde, aren’t i XD
blondes are stupid
Why are all the blindes freaking out? its just a joke… haha
really people? it’s funny, don’t be so offended!
lol! Blow by blow! U go blondies.. Blow them off!
At least blondes have souls. Gingers on the other hand….