How Blonde was She?
How Blonde Was She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says Sign here: she wrote Sagittarius.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under education on her job application, she put Hooked On Phonics.
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said Concentrate.
* She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK.
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, Airport Left, she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said TGIF, which she thought stood for This Goes In Front.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!!!
