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Keep the Bells ringing in your Marriage!

This post was written by admin on March 3, 2014
Posted Under: About Marriage

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even…

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

Originally posted 2009-01-12 01:21:47.

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