A young Arab asks his father: What is this weird hat that we are wearing ? It’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun! And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ? It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and it [...]
Will the Dollar Fall? Financial Crisis! The question all Markets are asking is: Will the Dollar fall or not? The moral is: be a Tight Ass. Share on FacebookOriginally posted 2009-12-05 02:57:26.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennessians and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES.’ You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore , HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She [...]
Sex The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He [...]
The partners of rich men have more orgasms Scientists in the UK have research to prove that the pleasure a women gets from making love is directly linked / correlated to the size of the man’s bank balance. The researchers found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms. Dr [...]
Bracelet at Tiffany’s A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little ‘whoops’ and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere [...]
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, a sk [...]
A blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde declared, [...]
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks [...]
Dearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last [...]
