An elderly couple, who were both divorced, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living [...]
This is oldie but goodie. Tiger Wood’s wife with the golf club missing should be added to this. Good luck to you if you ever get caught in this situation. NEVER EVER THINK A WOMAN IS NOT ON TO YOU….. REMEMBER- HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED! Share on FacebookOriginally posted 2010-01-03 10:55:12.
Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these Four Great Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognise Jews as God’s chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognise Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognise the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. [...]
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ [...]
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our programme of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share [...]
Number One Idiot of 2008 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her [...]
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third [...]
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]
Click below to watch a funny video of a Kazoo Player. Not suitable for kids! TURN UP THE VOLUME Share on FacebookOriginally posted 2009-01-29 11:38:02.
I’ve never seen a Org Chart described so clearly. When top level guys look down, they see only shit; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes Share on FacebookOriginally posted 2010-07-12 00:07:04.
