Pants on the Ground – American Idol – Video

General Larry Platts performs his catchy “Pants on the Ground” and hilarious song for the American Idol judges in Atlanta.

The Lyrics to Pants on the ground

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking [...]

Horse Spanks Idiot messing with tail

Video of an idiot trying to be funny, messes with the tail of a horse and is rewarded with a spanking.  Hilarious!

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Broke Black Golfer (Tiger Woods Movie)

Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren-Woods and lots of other chicks in “Broke Black Golfer”
Love is a BITCH….times 11!
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THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room …
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said her Grandpa.
“Make a [...]

Nicorette

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other’s dick and notices there’s a Nicorette patch on it.   He looks at the other priest and says, ‘I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your dick.’
 The other one replies, ‘Well, it’s working just [...]

Tiger Shark Spotted off Florida

The Tiger Shark (Tiger Woods) was spotted lurking in the Atlantic Ocean off south Florida.
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How to know when a woman is mad

This is oldie but goodie.  Tiger Wood’s wife with the golf club missing should be added to this.  Good luck to you if you ever get caught in this situation.
NEVER EVER THINK A WOMAN IS NOT ON TO YOU…..
 

 
 
 
 
REMEMBER- HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!
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Joke about the burglar, Jesus and Moses

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled [...]