An elderly couple, who were both divorced, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so [...]
Letter from Nancy Reagan
You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980’s.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to [...]
Friendship among Women
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at [...]
GHETTO SPELLIN’ Words
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Leroy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
4. Disappointment – [...]
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase?’
Maria: ‘Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.’
Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: [...]
Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that [...]
Watch Bruno Movie Trailer online here
From the creators of Borat and Ali G indahouse comes Bruno. A hilarious comedy by Sasha Cohen about a gay Austrian fashion personality.
Scenes shown include:
- The Velcrow jumpsuite at Milan fashion week
- Hanging out with hunters just like the Sex and the City girls
- Retrieving african baby from a box [...]
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep
the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk.
She thought long [...]
Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 13,2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 [...]
“CIRCUMCISED”
A reminder – adult words are often taken literally.
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was [...]
