LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH’S
A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’
The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your [...]
Donna Hadad the Trinidadian comedian performs a funny stand-up comedy routine.
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Video of Ghana Commedian Basket Mouth telling his funny story about two things involved in Life:
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This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong — and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other [...]
At the Psychiatrist
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
- “You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said,
- “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom, Ann:
- “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests [...]
The Lone Ranger’s Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
“So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger” ….
“In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days.”
“Before I kill you, I grant you three requests”
“What is your FIRST request???’
The Lone Ranger responds,
“I’d like to [...]
The Indian With One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,’ If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!’
The word got around and nobody called
him that [...]
To My Family and Friends!
This guy knows about what he’s talking! Listen to what he says and live a longer life!
I love this Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears [...]
Business – FAST SEX !
Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…But she was dating someone else.
One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her and said I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…
The girl looked at him, and then [...]
THE SEVEN STAGES OF SEX
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for [...]
