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1. How do you [...]
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off [...]
Joke about Obama trading a pig for Clinton and Pelosi
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
“Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies “These are not pigs…these are authentic Arkansas Razorback [...]
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!”
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to [...]
WOMEN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages [...]
Confucius Says:
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determines who is Left.
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Wife who put Husband in doghouse
soon find him in Cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no peace at night.
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It take many nails
To [...]
Funny video of Nadya Suleman giving birth to eight babies.
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Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor.
In ancient Greece, Socrates (469 – 399 BC) was widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about [...]
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve some bad news.You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’….
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘ Hello ? ‘
‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.
‘ Yes ,’ whispered the small [...]
