CRAZY JAMAICAN TOUR GUIDE

The video below is of a crazy jamaican tour guide who lites up a “joint” 25 times per day to demonstrate Bob Marley’s life.  We love his laugh.  Enjoy!

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Not this time!

 
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try to have a son. A months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.
The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one [...]

Affair with Secretary

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell sleep, awakening around 8 PM. 
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside [...]

My Boy – Talking Dog

My Boy
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. “Dad,” he says, “you won’t believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program [...]

Bear Preaching

A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students at the University of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge [...]

Trick or Treat Train Ride

Trick or Treat Train Ride
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
…he in the upper bunk and [...]

Management – Hot Air Balloon

Hot Air Balloon
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced his altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below [...]

Scam warning for Target and Walmart shoppers

Careful!!! BE WARNED!
I don’t know if you shop at Walmart or Target but this may be useful to know.
I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could also happen to you.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 22-year-old girls come over to your car as [...]

About Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her . Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. [...]

Human Beings are the only animals that stutter

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ‘Human Beings are the only animals that stutter’, she says.
A little girl raises her hand.
‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered’, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in [...]